Don’t Mess With This Baby

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“Find that guy who took my nose, I want it back pronto!”

“I demand Mr. Huggles be returned right now.”

I can assure you, she is only taking a poop. No need to worry.

“I told you to photograph my good side!”

“Over my dead body will I wear this stupid flower!”

As long as she’s not staring into her baby monitor camera every night I think you’ll be fine.

That baby is destined for prison life.

“Tell me to ‘Say Cheeeesseeee” one more time.”

“They put me in beach shoes. I put them in cement shoes.”

“I was promised a juice box!”