“Find that guy who took my nose, I want it back pronto!”
“I demand Mr. Huggles be returned right now.”
I can assure you, she is only taking a poop. No need to worry.
“I told you to photograph my good side!”
“Over my dead body will I wear this stupid flower!”
As long as she’s not staring into her baby monitor camera every night I think you’ll be fine.
That baby is destined for prison life.
“Tell me to ‘Say Cheeeesseeee” one more time.”
“They put me in beach shoes. I put them in cement shoes.”
“I was promised a juice box!”